A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette
and asked “Who is a muslim here?”
The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard. The man
asked again, “How can a full mosque have no muslim?”. No one replied.
The man then grabs the nearby young man and goes out with
him and tells him, “son come help me slaughter my goat for I don’t know how to
do it”.
After the young man had slaughtered the goat, he tells the
man that he doesn’t know how to skin it and that the man would have to go back
to the mosque and get someone else to help him on that.The man returns to the
mosque with a machete dripping with blood.
When the Imam saw this, he immediately shouts “Praise the
Looooooooord! The whole mosque responds,”halleluyaaaah!!!”
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