Best p.orn movie ever released by Nigerian students

i don't know where these students learn this from but they are far better than some porn stars, this done a digital camera unlike the usual phone leaks Nigerains are fonf of seeing, See pics & video below (+180).......


HAPPY NEW MONTH...................

 Greetings from S.M.G

Advancement: Akpos can be foolish

Akpos went to USA and had a meeting with OBAMA

OBAMA : I want to show you
how much advanced we are.
Come with me, He takes him to a
forest.                                                   (Follow @itz_miichaell)

Akpos has done it again; Smart or Dull?........ lwkmd

Girl: honey?
Boy: yes, sweetie
Girl: I like this shoe a lot but I forgot
my purse at home, could u plz give me
GHC 200 to buy it?

Married man caught cheating wife during action (story +12)

Funky jokes; 

A newly married man fell in love with his next door neighbor. He wanted to have some alone time with her. So he told his wife he was going for a seminar in a city nearby and will back in a week's time.

Animals to be allowed to create an account on Facebook

if animals and insects were on facebook, we'll
be having posts and comments like......
1. MOSQUITO WALL POST:
Finally PHCN don off light, blood sucking
things.
COMMENTS:
(a) Fuck up, dey don on gen for my end.
(b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My people don fleet house.
2. DOG WALL POST:

Photo Of The Day--The New Condom Hairstyle For Women

 lol  Ladies oya nah, would you rock this hair style?

Akpos Joke: Son of God

As pastor Akpos was preaching in church one Sunday, a man with Ak47 ran in and pointed a gun at the congregation saying, “Who is a child of GOD here?! Let me send him to heaven!” The congregation remained silent. He then released one shot into the roof, and the congregation pointed at Akpos saying, “It’s the Pastor! He always says that he is a child of GOD!” Pastor Akpos replied, “What kind of conspiracy is this? Every one here knows that I am the son of Ekua Safoa Donkor. How am I related to GOD?”

Nigerian Joke: The forest

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals.
The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits.
The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba man came back and said to the king, “I brought 10 apples.”

Akpos Jokes: Zombies!

A pilot announced, “Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggages must be thrown out.”

A little later, the pilot says, “We’re still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin.”

Breaking News !!! (must read)

Breaking News!!! I got diz 4rm a fwend.......... The enemies have done

their worst!!! . Just when we were complaining about fuel/oil/gas scarcity,

American Rapper Jay-Z invests In Pure Water Business In Nigeria?

The pure water factory was spotted some where in Nigeria , could this really be the Jay-Z we all know about. naija i hail una

Akpos joke

One night, Akpos passed by his son's room and heard his son praying; "God, bless Mummy, Daddy, and Grandma. Bye Grandpa."

Akpos didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor after a heart attack. Akpos reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

This forbidden fruit Eve gave Adam (picture)

What kind of fruit is this? Could it be the forbidden fruit?

Akpos Joke: Red Light District

Akpos knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called Akpos. His clothes were all tattered and he looked needy.?? can I help you?” the madam asked.?? I want Onome,” Akpos replied.?? Young Man, Onome is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else…”??

Akpos and educated son

An illiterate Father, Akpos and his educated son went on a camping trip.

They set up their tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, Akpos wakes his son up and asks ” Look up to the sky and tell me what you see?”

Son: “I see millions of stars.”
Akpos: “What does that tell you, son?”
Son: “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of Galaxies and Planets.”
Akpos slaps Son hard and says, “You idiot! Our tent has been stolen

Akpos Joke: The gorilla

Akpos was looking for a job. He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill.

Apparently their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for a few days. Akpos was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a secret, and no one would be the wiser, thanks to a very fine gorilla suit. The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man decided to do it.

Akpos tried on the suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla.

Akpos joke: Letter to dad

Akpos’ father passing by Akpos’ bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad.’

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad,

Akpos Joke: Wish for Politicans

Akpos found a bottle on the beach. He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a genie.

“I will grant you three wishes,” said the Genie. “But there’s a catch.”

“What catch?” he asked.

The genie replied, “Every time you make a wish, every politician in the world will receive double what you asked for.”

Akpos Joke: Finally together

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.

Akpos Joke: Bathing Soap

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend, Ekaette:

Ekaette: Honey, I need some money to buy bathing soap.
Akpos: Ok. (Dipping his hand into his pocket) How much do you need, dear?
Ekaette: GHC300 ($150)
Akpos: Whaaaaaaat!!!!! GHC300 for what? Are you washing your sins away?