Akpos was
called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for
shell.
INTERVIEWER:
What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with Chevron?
AKPOS: N9m
per annum plus medical and other benefits. Considering the position here in
Chevron, I’d be looking at N20-22m per annum, a status car, overseas vacation
and medicals.
INTERVIEWER:
Today is your lucky day! The position comes with N35m per annum salary, 2014
Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car,
overseas medical treatment. A fully furnished house here in lekki, health
insurance for your wife and children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town
of your choice and in your village, annual overseas vacation for you and your
family fully-paid first class, N2m wardrobe allowance per annum, cook, steward
and 2 drivers, country club membership, and you’re entitled to keep all that
the company gives you if you put in just 3 years of service…
AKPOS: (in
bewildered excitement) HAAA!!!! Sir, you must be joking!!!
INTERVIEWER:
Of course I’m joking! Were you not the one that started it?
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