Akpos Joke: Just joking

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend:

Girl: Hello

Akpos: My love how are you doing?

Girl: I’m fine.

Akpos: Will you be free this weekend? Can you come to my house?

Girl: I’m so sorry I can’t make it because I will be attending my aunty’s wedding and the next day I’ll be busy, I’m so I guess I’m occupied.

Akpos: Ooh ok, was just planning to take you out for shopping, surprise you with an iPhone 5S, then buy you a new dress and the Brazilian hair you’ve been asking for…
Girl: I will be coming and may even spend the whole weekend there if you want, my love.

Akpos: What about the wedding?Girl: which wedding, I was joking…Akpos: Really? Me too…