Jokes (Akpos Joke: Prisoner)

Akpos’ newly wedded bride tells him, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?”

Akpos replied: “OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, Akpos is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.”

Turning on his side, Akpos smiles, “Then we will have to re-imprison him.”

After the second time they spent, Akpos reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!”

Akpos rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, “Honey, the prisoner escaped again.”

Limply turning his head, Akpos YELLS at her, “Hey, it’s not a life sentence,OKAY!