“There was a robbery at Akpos’ neighbour’s house and he
called 199
Next thing he heard was:
Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center, for English
press 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3, for Hausa press 4,
Akpos pressed 1, and another voice came u..
For car accident press 1,for armed robbery press 2, for Boko
Haram please hang up….
He pressed 2, and another voice came up….
If they’re with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK47 press
3, machine guns press 4, bombs press 5, all of the above press 6…
Akpos checked and saw that the armed robbers were with all
of them, so he pressed 6… then a voice came up saying….
“Hmmmm…! My friend, if your brother is a policeman, will you
let him go?”
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