Akpos Joke: Bombs!

Akpos was arrested in Lagos by a group of traffic Officials for driving on the BRT Lane reserved for commercial passenger buses.

His car was fined 5,000 Naira.

After begging and pleading for thirty minutes, the traffic Officials refused to release the car.

Akpos asked:  Okay. May I know where you are towing my car to?

One of the traffic Officials replied; We are taking it to Alausa.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!….Akpos laughed out loudly.

All the trafic Officials were surprised and paid attention to him, wanting to know why he was laughing.

Immediately, Akpos brought out his phone and started speaking” Good morning, Alhaji.  No sir! In less than 30 Minutes it will explode!. The car has been arrested. Only 5 out of those new bombs are inside the car. They are taking the car to the targeted destination,  Alausa! I’m coming back to Maiduguri alive now. Thank you, sir. Greet other faithful for me.

Akpos rounded off his imaginary call and looked around, not even one traffic official was in sight. He simply entered his car and sped off.