Joke of the day (Teacher Akpos’ English class)

One  Monday morning, Mr. Tinko, an inspector from the Ministry of Education paid a surprise visit to 

Teacher Akpos English class and engaged the students.

Mr Tinko: Show me what Mr Akpos  has taught you so far this year. Let’s do some comparison……So I say small, you say small, smaller, smallest..

The students nodded.

Mr. Tinko: big

Akpos Class: big, bigger ,biggest

Mr. Tinko: clean

Akpos Class: clean, cleaner, cleanest..

Mr. Tinko: tall…

Akpos Class: tall, taller, tallest

Mr. Tinko: Mr. Tinko smiled and said: very good

Akpos Class: very good, very gooder, very goodest

Mr. Tinko: oh gosh.

Akpos Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest

Mr. Tinko: stop it now

Akpos Class: stop it now, stop it nower, stop it nowest…

Mr. Tinko: oh please…

Akpos Class: oh please, oh pleaser, oh pleasest…

Mr. Tinko: look at me…!!

Akpos Class: look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est

Mr. Tinko: what a disgrace.

Akpos Class: what a disgrace, what a disgracer,what a disgracest

Mr. Tinko: [so furious]: I’m dead

Akpos Class: I’m dead,.. I’m deader, I’m deadest