Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently
accepted.
Two minutes later his message came in:
Pastor: How are you?
Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.
Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your
head
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your
family.
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the
eternal jail of success
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on
you and your family
Akpos (no reply)
Pastor: Are you there?
Akpos: Yes, my daddy
Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.
Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam
and crush you and your family like a moving
train. May the earthquake of
happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles
drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name.
Pastor: Thunder fire you!
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